@chordoverstreet On top of that I just ate something that has shellfish in it accidentally. Oh yeah that’s right, I’m allergic! Having trouble breathing lol

I was on a date with this girl. We were sitting at dinner and I tried to put my arm around her. I was doing the yawn thing where you lift your arms up and try to put your one arm on their shoulder. As I did that, I hit the table and spilled a drink.

“This thing with everyone knowing you, it’s weird, because people have this one-sided relationship where they look at your picture and feel they know you more than someone they actually know. I don’t really know myself that well.”

don’t you worry cause everything’s going to be alright

christianbaleful:

#with great hair #comes great responsibility